two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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