Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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