I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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