You're so nebulous sometimes
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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