grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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