Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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