ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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