he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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