Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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