love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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