Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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