It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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