Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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