I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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