so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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