Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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