You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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