i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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