69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
