office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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