yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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