Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
