one might say we're banned from that church
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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