I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
