he wants to bone in the snuggie
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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