Soap is not a condiment
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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