The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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