return my video game
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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