Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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