Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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