He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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