Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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