Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Randomize
