I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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