It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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