Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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