that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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