doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I would ride that face into the sunset
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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