the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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