Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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