This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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