I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Randomize
