is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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