After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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