i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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