Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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