Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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