they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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