you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Houston, we have a blender
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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