Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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