scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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