Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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