what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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