Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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