Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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