Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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